So Emeka & Nkiru were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Emeka grabs Nkiru’s hands, draws her closer to him, kisses her & says, “Baby! You know I so much love you. There’s no one here. Its just us. Let’s do WEEWEECHU.”
Nkiru looks around & says, “My love, I don’t want to do WEEWEECHU please. Let’s just hold hands & cuddle.”Emeka agrees.After a while, Emeka asks her again, “Oh baby! Please my love! Let’s do WEEWEECHU!”Nkiru replies: “Baby’m, don’t rush me. I don’t want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms.
“Emeka calms down.After a longer while, Emeka can’t hold it any longer. He says, “My heartbeat, its not fair oh! Let’s do WEEWEECHU nah! Since last year oh!”Nkiru reluctantly agrees!
So Emeka immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brings out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing:
“WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!”
See their dirty minds! What were y’all thinking WEEWEECHU was? Go to church joor and ask God 4 forgiveness… lol
Lots of love +Seasons greetings Jare…
Written by Ihuoma Alakwem Nzeogu